My Next Life

I can't of course take credit for this awesome posting, that goes to Woody Allen. I can't even take credit for finding it, that goes to this super cute girl we go to church with that I snagged from her Facebook page....Thanks Elizabeth:) But to be honest, it has stuck with me the last fews days. It's so funny yet so real. If we could all just stop worrying about "LIFE" and enjoy ourselves, can you just imagine how much better the world would be??? Read it, laugh, reflect, then share it with someone and laugh even harder together!

My Next Life
by Woody Allen

In my next life I want to live backwards.
You start out dead and get that out of the way.

Then you wake up in an old people's home
feeling better every day.

You get kicked out for being too healthy,
go collect your pension, and then when
you start work, you get a gold watch
and a party on your first day.

You work for 40 years until you're young
enough to enjoy your retirement.

You party, drink alcohol, and are
generally promiscuous, then you
are ready for high school.

You then go to primary school,
you become a kid, you play.
You have no responsibilities,
you become a baby until you
are born. And then you spend
your last 9 months floating in
luxurious spa like conditions with
central heating and room service
on tap, larger quarters every day
and then, Voila!
You finish off as an orgasm!

I rest my case.